If you feel like you about to hate stop yourself and drink a glass of water and check your credit score and also check if your house is clean and if you achieved anything of importance today

(via halcy0ndaze)


Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy.

Robert Tew (via yn-kn)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via segaajenesis)


I guess

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass   (via slayr)

(Source: monitormylife, via petitebod)


I’ve learned that a big part of growing up and being a mature human being is learning to control your emotions, knowing when it’s best to stay silent and just feel your way through the anger until you’re not angry anymore. Because you’ll always find a way to get over it and not be mad anymore, but once something is said and done, it cannot be unsaid or undone. So with that said, I need rum.



Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs should have a porno version called Cloudy With A Chance Of My Dick In Your Ass. But then again the original title works for both.


I want to swim naked! Where’s a pool when you need one? 😭😔